Art House Rules
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CHECK OUT TIME IS 11 AM
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CHECK IN IS 3PM
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Park on the street please. NOT in the hotel parking lot as you will be towed. We would be happy to save you a parking spot if we know your ETA, just let us know by text or phone. We are glad to help.
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Do not back down the alley to drop your things as there are hotel guests who frequent the alley for the viw.. We do have a luggage buggy that is located just inside the BnB door to the left for handy shuffling of said luggage. If we are home, we don't mind doing an occasional stint as a Sherpa either. Just ask.
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Do not approach our neighbors for any reason.They can be skittish and unpredictable. lol But seriously,Please respect their privacy! If you cannot find us, please text or call and I will help you with your navigation. We are located in the alley on the bluff. There is no street-side door to our home. Please keep that in mind.
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No Smoking Anything! It is nothing personal, clean up is just a nightmare.
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Please clean up your dishes before you leave. There is an extra fee for leaving me your dirty dishes. I don't even like doing my own.
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Please, please, please, use the make up remover wipes or the fancy grey colored make-up remover cloths which we have provided to remove make up before bed. Base make- up and mascara stain the pretty white pillow cases and sheets. There is only so much bleach a person can use you know
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If you wear fake tan, please bring your own linen as any linen stained by fake tan will incur extra costs.
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Lights and AC/Heating to be turned off when away
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No eating or drinking on the bed
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No unregistered Guests
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No parties or events on site or in the BnB
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Noise curfew is 10 pm until 8am please respect it.
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NO PETS of any kind. No exceptions. I am pretty sure even if you have a pet snake, someone would be allergic to it. All joking aside, in respect to others, leave your furry friends at home.
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No tiny humans. We are not set up for children or babies. It is a safety issue as we are located on a bluff, but also it is for the safety of your pocket book and our art. The littles are too small to appreciate the finer points of art laudation
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Please treat the art gently. It is for sale, but we would rather sell it to you in one piece and because you have fallen in love with it. A forced sell is just as sad as a shotgun wedding but as my dad would have said, just as necessary. lol